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A Linux Hater's Blog
Mon, 06/02/2008 - 21:19 — hatinglinux
http://linuxhaters.blogspot.com
I've been reading through these forums, but there's just not enough hate. Maybe y'all are too nice, or you feel like you're getting something for free, but if I add up all the time I spent fixing broken stuff compared to what I've actually gained with Linux, I'm not sure I come out on top? I actually file bug reports with patches, test beta and rc versions, do real troubleshooting analysis, and still end up with things breaking every release.
Anyways, so I've decided that we need some more hate. Being political and nice towards a herd of developer cats doesn't really do anything.
It's time to get angry and poke some fun.
If you ever get bored
If you ever get bored enough, take a look at "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook",
It was focused on commercial UNIX around the time that the Linux kernel was still a twinkle in Linus's eye.
Many of the issues mentioned in the book did find themselves cloned into GNU/Linux, but they have been long resolved. However, they are still humorous all these years later in a "common sense" type of way. If anything else, you will identify with the frustrations..
The preface, although very outdated, is still very humorous.
http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/weise/preface.html
While only slightly less outdated than the preface, the chapter on X is still good for a few chuckles.
http://xahlee.org/UnixResource_dir/_/The_X-Windows_Disaster.html
Google for the entire book in PDF format. It is free these days.
-Kernel Sanders
Actually now that I've read
Actually now that I've read through the blog a bit more, it is more constructive than it initially appears to be.
It's not really
It's not really constructive. I'm here because I use it and appreciate what it could become, if only there was more of a connect between the creators of the OS and those who wish to use a Linux like OS.
Youve prolly ended up
Youve prolly ended up breaking everything in your distro because your a retard. I highly doubt that you are as involved as you have said with things like filing bug reports and doing beta testing. If you were that keen on Linux you wouldnt break your install, so this leads me to suspect that you are just a retard. Everyone point, laugh, and hate the retard.
Wow, way to go proving every
Wow, way to go proving every Linux hater's point, pal. So everyone who does things even slightly different to you is automatically retarded? If there really is such a thing as poetic justice, you are going to point and laugh at a "retard" who turns out to be autistic, 6'8", 350 pounds, and capable of ripping your head off your shoulders with his bare hands. Which no person who respects the principles of diversity and freedom of choice as much as the Linux Nazis keep claiming would have the slightest hesitation in doing. Scum like you are the reason the Linux world this site portends is many a creative type's idea of hell.
LHB fails critical thinking.
LHB fails critical thinking. Anyone who knows what he's talking about knows it's badly misrepresented, and sometimes patently false. He used to write really good (and funny) things, but now it's just garbage.
Where can I get some Linux
Where can I get some Linux source code toilet paper? I'm sure that would be a better use of it.
Never mind, I've reconsidered, I wouldn't even wipe my butt with Linux.
Windows users:
- Steal Linux dorks lunch money
- Sleep with hot women
- Go to parties (without their computers)
- See the big picture (not the man page)