Why Linux Sucks

So there are no issues with Linux. It is the way the light and the sandwich. I am so happy to see that you guys are here. Your existence means that there is an actual future for Linux one day. That being said, here we go.

What is with calling applications stupid names like "helix player" ?

Infact, helix-player is a replacement for the realvideo/realaudio application in debian testing however it does not play the .ram feeds which is exactly what you would use RealPlayer for? What's the point of replacing it with a newer player only to find it doesnt play what you wanted it for?