Why Linux Sucks

I wish I could switch to linux, but years of trying with various distros (I'm a 30-year IT veteran so I know a few things about computers and operating systems) has convinced me that linux is not ready for mainstream desktop use.

If you can use it on your system, and you don't mind playing around with obscure config commands buried in odd places within the file system, fine, but for most users linux just does not work.