Why Linux Sucks

Hello all,

I am a Linux noob, sort of. I have distro hopped for several months and I have tried almost every Ubuntu distro, PClinuxOS, Debian, Puppy (I like this one for silly stuff) and several others. I would like to share some of my horror stories with you. I truly hope I am missing something, but if not, this story will be quite typical of why so many users won't/can't make the switch to Linux.